Feelin' Like P.Diddy

So, it all started in the Dorms...

Happy's eyes blinked open, and he gave a yawn. Staring up at the ceiling, he rolled about on his bed, hissing at the sunlight. After a bit, he kicked the sheets away and sat on the edge of his bed, rubbing his eyes drowsily. Wait... why was his dorm rearranged? He gave a shrug, ignoring the sleeping people covering their faces with the sheets. Standing, he shifted oddly. Have I finally hit my growth spurt? he thought, blinking awkwardly. Stretching oddly, he scratched his chest tiredly. Aaah... that felt-- Really odd. What the-? He looked down. What were these... things? When he poked and prodded them for a few awkward seconds, his face exploded a bright red. "B- B--!?!?" He felt tears coming. No, no, he couldn't have--! Happy reluctantly peeked in his shirt for a split second before giving a shrill screech. His scream was even more feminine that he thought.

Rushing to a mirror, he stared at himself thoroughly. No- that wasn't him, was it!? He backed away, eyes wide, staring eye to eye with the familiar girl in the mirror. He gave a choked cry of exclaim as they watched each other. Was he really!? Was he really.... Melody!?

He screamed and crashed through the dorm's door. He scrambled through the Hallways, out to the Courtyard for no apparent reason. He was still in his pj's. Wait- Melody's pj's. No, he was Melody. Okay, okay...

Happy fell to his knees on the ground, eyes wide. "Ho- o.... ly.... Sh- shi...t...." he breathed, shaking with extreme fear.

Maleia walked out to the courtyard, waiting for her body to come out, when she saw Melody. At least she could make his life bad for what he did. "Hey mel," she called over (because she has his voice now).

Happy jumped at the sound of Melody's but didn't react at first. St- stay calm, self. He won't know that it's actually me... He actually didn't know who spoke until he actually stood and turned, greeted by the eyes of--

"O- Oh! Hello, Nate, um...!" he began. He clutched his other arm shyly, eyes dashing about. What if he was the only one who'd switched bodies!? What if he was stuck in this attractive girl's body forever!? The thought made him feel extremely helpless. "How- um... have you... been doing lately?" Happy asked casually, swaying lightly as Melody's brown eyes watched Nate nervously.

Maleia could feel Happy's emotion, so she decided to act like Nate. Shit my power was switched too! She walked over like Nate would, and said "Hey Mel...what are we?"

ooc:i'm doin the same thing mel did! XD

XDD

Nate awoke with a jump, hearing more than one shrill cry from the hallways. 'What the hell?' He thought and sat up. He felt a little... odd, but didn't think much of it, instead flinging himself out of bed and opening the dorm room to the halls with a yawn, his vision blurry. Wait, since when did he sleep with sunglasses on. Nathan quietly adjusted them on his face as he peered through the end of the hall, seeing his girlfriend flee out the building. "Melody?!" he called after her, wide eyed in surprise.
Still completely clueless that he was in Felix's body, he took out of the building after her, only with pair of shorts on. "Hey, wait up!!"
He walked arrived in the courtyard and all he could focus on was the shape of Melody. Just to make this as awkward as possible for Happy, Nate was in a REALLY worrysum/lovey mood that morning. xD Nate/Felix walked over and got down at the ground next to her, not bothering. "Babe, what's wrong?" he asked, only pausing when he noted he couldn't feel her emotions, but that wasn't the biggest problem right now. At least not in his mind. "Are you alright?! ;____; Speak to mehh." Nate/Felix pulled Happy close, kissing her on the top of her head. Tamaki-ness, plz.
This would almost be as bad as the time he was in his undies. |DD /shot.

Happy saw some guy running towards them. Who was this guy!? He'd never seen him anywhere before, and had run right past Nate. "Uh- uh..." Happy stared awkwardly ahead as the guy only in shorts came racing down, and hugged him close. Was this Melody's boyfriend? This guy Happy'd never seen before? Watching the imposter Nathan from the corner of his eye, he blinked awkwardly, eyes asking him who the hell this dude was. The hugging was acceptable, but when this turdmunch actually kissed the top of his head, his face flushed up. Happy tried to pull away eyes wide. "I- I'm fine!!" No, no, no. Melody and Nate were together, weren't they?

He scooted away and rushed over to Nate, no matter how much he hated him. He didn't want to break Melody's reputation did he? yeshedid Cx

Maleia wrapped his hands around 'Melody', and pulled her closer like the real Nate would. "What are you doing to her," he asked in a mean voice (Like the one with Happy in the library).

I sense there is a troll among us.

Nate took a few steps back with wide eyes as she pushed herself away from him, scooting herself over to the other body there. "What are you talking about --?!" He had started to shout at Maleia, before he really got a glimpse of her. The one who appeared to be Felix froze suddenly, "Oh, fuck..." He suddenly starting to run his hands over his entire body. He was shorter -- smaller. His hair was black, he noticed.
Nathaniel walked up and shoved himself. "What the hell is going on here?" he growled in demand.

Happy shuddered, but just stood there, able to keep a slightly straight face. "Uh--!" She watched Felix shove Nate and threw his hands in front of Nate. "Stop hurting my," he began, choking on the words to come, "boy...friend!" He felt awkward. Him saying "boyfriend" and all. Happy never thought he'd say those words. Ever. Dammit, why him? Why Melody? And why did he have to act as if he loved the only person he hated the most in the Academy!?

Maleia pushed 'Melody' away, and slapped 'Felix' (A thing Maleia likes to do). "Do you have a problem," she asked. All she wanted to do was mess up his life, why did he want to screw her plan up? D:

Nathaniel drew back, looking down at 'Mel' in complete confusion. Instead, he shot daggers at Maleia, his glare harsh. He had tried to dodge out of the way when Mal's hand came flying, but he still wasn't used to his body and misjudged the distance, being slapped backwards and near thrown on the ground. "Actually, yeah. You push my girl and then slap me like a little bitch..." He rubbed his cheek with the back of his fist, taking in a deep breathe. Oh, lordy. Give him the inner strength to do this, he didn't feel like playing around with some arsehole in his own body. "Who are you?!" Nate demanded and got back on his feet. He swung his foot forward and kicked him right between the legs. The body of Felix flinched at this himself, scunching his face up, imagining the pain.

Happy jumped out of the way fearfully, eyes wide. "G- Guys...!" He watched Nate slap the other guy. As he watched, he had his own problems to deal with. He just backed away, unblinking. I can't believe any of this... especially... Melody's boobs... theyrehuge /shot He shielded his face with his arms, nearing tears. This was all his fault, wasn't it? He just wanted to get away from it all.

At least I'm not turning into a bunny, he thought a bit on the bright side. He just leaned against a wall and gave a mournful sigh of despair. That was when he heard the loud kick. He saw the other one get kicked in the cojones, and couldn't help but feel a little glad that it wasn't him. Wait... did girls also have-? Eh, he'd check later.

/shot xD

Maleia doubled over in pain thinking: This is how it feels?! After a few minutes she said "What do you mean by your girl?" she asked. "Because you are one," she said. She could feel what he felt, and it made her feel a little uneasy.

"Mel?" Nate glanced down at 'her' sadly as she curled up on the floor, and his body was doubled over suffering a few feet away. His new small, thirteen year old body walked over and stood over his own. 'Felix' rubbed the side of his face again. Who was the only person who slapped like that. And damn, what a lame comeback... It suddenly clicked together in his mind.
"Maleia!" Nate/Felix near gritted his teeth, "What are you doing in my body?!

'Maleia' walked out into the courtyard and looked down as he passed the group

Happy's eyes shot open from the thoughtful look he had a few moments ago. Oh, God... The nameless boy in front of him was the real Nate! And Maleia was- He felt sick. What happened to Happy's real body, anyways? He decided to act as if he were Melody still, just for teh luls. Though, he still felt queasy about this situation. "Wh- what are you talking about?" he asked shakily, looking up from his spot. He stared at both Nates with false confusion. "That's obviously Nate," he said, pointing to Maleia. His act looked totally fake. He knew that if he was found out by either of them, he would break down and start crying until he found his real body and went back.

"Who's Maleia," she asked scting stupid. Was her plot really going to break so soon? She still needed to ruin his life! He just had to accept that!

He stared blankly at 'Melody'.
... ahem. Nate just kept on staring before leaving the courtyard quietly. He walked back into the building and through the hallways, reaching the nearest room and walking inside. He grabbed a small coffee table and picked it up. 'Felix' brought the table through the doors and back outside into the courtyard. "Excuse me." He muttered and nodded to the three of them before flipping it to high heaven. F. This. Shet.
Or, at least, that was his plan. He caught sight of Maleia's body entering the clearing. "And who are you?!" He demanded with a point of his finger.

"Who the fuck are you? And can someone please explain what the hell is going on?" A male's deep voice sounded as Stephen's figure rushed into the courtyard. Steve narrowed his eyes at 'Melody', and stormed up to her. Mel tried to control her anger, and hold her self back from hitting herself in the face. God, that was complicated.

She had woken up early, feeling very different. Like, very different. Since when was she so tall? And her hair seemed so colorful. Seriously, she didn't remember dyeing it. One further examination later, and she realized that this most definitely was not her body. And she was a guy. I think you can figure out how she came to realize that.
She had throw some jeans and a shirt on sloppily, so it wasn't a surprise the shirt was on backwards and her- his, whatever. Their hair was a mess.
Then she had set of to find herself- jee, did that sound profound- and later saw her body in the courtyard.

Happy stared up at the angered guy that thundered over. He covered his face with shaky arms. "It's not my fault! I- I swear! Don't hurt me!" His voice cracked as he scrunched himself up, now. Now this guy was demanding answers! He wouldn't punch a girl, would he? Farewell, boobs ;u; he thought to himself.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!" A feminine scream came from a dormitory, and a few moments later, Payton Collins came running out of the academy. She looked around the Courtyard, frantic and hysterical. "Why in whatever-god's name am I a chick?! Is this some kind of joke?! I have boobs, you sick fuck!" He said, running next to Stephen. This guy had some kind of illusion-power, right? Could he do this? "You there, fairy-bitch! Is this your tasteless prank?! asked Greg in the odd girly voice. He held his own throat, surprised for the first time.

Oh, some unhinged child is waking everyone up again, Trina thought as she lay in her bed. She rolled over, and smelled the sheets . . . what on earth? This didn't smell like her ironed pillowcases. This was different. It tasted of soil in the air. She didn't feel like herself. What hair color was this? Where was the mirror? This furniture was absolutely atrocious! Good Lord, who would ever subject themselves to this kind of humiliation? She let out a small squeak as she sat up, and saw the plants.


Oh. Hell. No.

Melody turned around slowly to face Payton. "First of all," She began slowly, in a measured tone. "You will not call me fairy-bitch. Second of all, I'm just as fucking confused as you are, so run off you conceded little twerp." She growled, turning her attention from Happy to Greg. She had just woken up- and Lord knows Melody isn't a morning person. Also, she had just been called a bitch, no, fairy bitch, by some girl she didn't know, who also just blamed her for all of this.

Greg's eye gave a slight twitch. He looked at his puny girl hands, shrugged, and punched Stephen in the face. "Change me back, fairy-bitch!" He said in Payton's voice.

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So she was Irene. Okay, weird. Maybe it was a new development to her powers? No, that wouldn't make sense. She was atmokinetic, not a body-snatcher. If she was in Irene's body . . .

Yes! The plants were receding. Hmm. It was probably time to figure out what was going on. But she couldn't. . this place needed some taste. She needed to work her magic. Where did Irene keep her cleaning supplies? . . Oh, she would start by moving furniture and fluffing pillows. In less than two minutes, Irene's bed was made perfectly, nurse-corners and all.

'Felix' stared wide-eyed at the new outraged newcomer, then back down at 'Melody'... Why was she acting so cowardly all of a sudden? It sure as hell wasn't like her. "Maleia, quick playing dumb and switch us all back." Nate spat at his own body. Really, he could tell, she was having way to much fun with this. She must have had something to do with it. His glare didn't leave hers until 'Payton' had punched the tall, white haired boy. he had to hold back the urge to go "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! 8D /shot.

maleia slapped 'Felix' "You think i want to be you?! I have your power! So you change back!" she screamed in rage. She was about to kill Nate, even if she thought of him as a friend.